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Sibyll Persimone Trelawney
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[22 Jul 2005|06:18pm] |
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Two Faces in the Mirror! The Gemini! An Omen of Doom.
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[08 May 2005|11:54am] |
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This Evening I peered into my Crystal Ball, and was Unable to See anything other than a Strangely Shaped Banana!! I fear that this is an Evil Omen, foretelling disaster for all the Wizarding World! Or perhaps it Means we shall have Fruit Salad for afters!!
Those born under the sign of Leo should Beware Psychopathic Pens.
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[24 Mar 2005|11:25am] |
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[15 Feb 2005|01:37pm] |
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In the Confusion I appear to have Lost my Crystal Ball!! Has anyone a Mirror I could use to Scry a solution to these Catastrophic Events??? Perhaps I should've not drunk the Punchy and instead Had A Little Sherry.
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[06 Feb 2005|01:33pm] |
This Morning I took the Time out of my Busy Schedule to Relax and practice some Demucomancy! By the Configurations on the Tissue, I foresee that we Shall Have A Lot Of Rain Next Week! Or Perhaps it will be Extremely Hot! Or there may not be any change in Weather at all!!!
I shall need to Clarify this fact with my Crystal Balls! Also, a Warning to Libras! Avoid tampons at all costs!!!
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[24 Jan 2005|11:17am] |
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shiny balls!!! want shiny balls!!!
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[22 Dec 2004|11:43am] |
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The Previous Evening I was enjoying a Rice Stir Fry when an Uncommon Breeze that is Quite Possibly a Disturbed Spirit whipped through my Window and disturbed my Dinner and Various Books, Scrolls, and Text Books. Also, it disturbed my Tarot Cards and knocked the Bowl Of Rice Stir Fry across my Desk! I was However Intrigued by the Patterns of Rice and Quickly Consulted my Manual of Oryzomancy, Strangely one of the Books that this Uninvited Breeze had disturbed!
I was quick to Close my Window and Opened the Book! The strangely positioned Desk upon my Desk made in Grains of Rice and flecks of Onion Surely denotes that I shall Receive an Unexpected Letter with a Surprising Content! I have not Heard from my Dear Sister in Quite A Long Time, so perhaps I shall Receive a Letter from her in the Near Future. The unexpected Surprising Content Makes Me Wary, however.
Four grains of Rice arranged in a Cross Shape overlaying a Piece of Fried Beef Surely denotes that there will be a Fire! I must certainly apply Fire Retarding Spells to some of my more Valuable Manuscripts! There was also a Bayonet near to the Edge of the Table, where I was Sitting. Surely this Means that I shall have to be Extremely Careful in What I say, for it means a Cutting Remark that is Sure to Offend!!! Perhaps It would be Best if I were to Apologise in Advance?
I shall Await this Letter from my Sister!
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[01 Dec 2004|05:18pm] |
A PROPHECY!!!
I SAW AND I DREAMT OF A MAN,
A MAN NAMED APACHE, WHO FLEW
FLEW UPON THE WINGS OF A BIRD,
A BIRD THAT WAS A BLACK HAWK,
THROUGH THE AIR, PAST DANGERS UNKNOWN
THE MAN NAMED APACHE RULED THE AIR
AND THE BLACK HAWK WITH HIM,
AND THEN DISASTER STRUCK
FALL, THEY DID, FROM THE AIR
UNKNOW DANGER CAUSING UNKNOWN DISASTER
FALL, THEY DID, A LONG TIME
UNTIL INTO THE FOREST THEY FELL
IT IS AN OMEN OF BADNESS!!!
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[27 Oct 2004|11:15pm] |
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A Confusing Statement was made by my Ouija Board this Evening!! I have as of yet been Unable to Decipher it! It reads: Who Is Always The Last To Know When It Is Raining? Perhaps I shall Confer with the Umbrisomancic Spirits This Evening, to shed Further Light upon it!
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[16 Oct 2004|11:37pm] |
Once more have I Consulted the Ouija Board!! I seeked More Information on my Vomeomancy Reading from earlier on today! I am Intrigued by the Combination of Vowels and Consonants that I was Greeted With, as I Consulted the Spirits! Cunnus, Though I Fail To Understand Its Meaning! Perhaps this spirit talks from the Dawn Age?
Perhaps I shall Clarify this by means of Stercomancy!!!
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[22 Sep 2004|03:49pm] |
I am Heartened To Find That My Crystal Balls Have Been Returned To Me, however, I was Unhappy to find that they had been Covered in Sticky Fingerprints and what looks like Remnants of a Chocolate frog!!!
I am Also Heartened to have found my Dice, with Which I can practice the Exquisite art that is Dieomancy! Certainly the best Form of Divination While on Holiday or Travel! My Great-Great-Aunt, A Seer Herself!!, used Dice as a Form of Divination for the Majority of Her Life!
I Shall Now go and Clean my Balls, and Perhaps Read The Tea Leaves! Also, for those under the influence of Saturn in conjunction with Venus, beware large doors!!!! Especially things with lots of little Legs!!!
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[12 Sep 2004|12:09pm] |
The Speech of my Ouija Board continues to Elude me, so I have Put It Away. The Last Cryptic Message was 'f ziv wfny' and I have been Unable to Find such a Message in All of My Prophetic Research. I read the Cards, But they Appear to be Laughing at me.
I feel I Need a Small Sherry.
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[26 Aug 2004|11:05pm] |
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Last Night I practiced the Exquisite Art of Umbrisomancy!! I do not actually recall my Practicing, but I wrote Extensive Notes on my Interpretations! I do not recall Finding the Squirrel or the Porcupine or the Platypus in my Shadows, nor the Dark Horse That Rides Through The Night!!! I was quite Interested to Learn More, so I Communed with the Spirits through my Ouija Board.
I have as Yet Been Unable to Interpret the Meaning of the Letters L, S, T, and U!!! Perhaps With Reflection and A Tarot Reading, I will Learn More!!
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[21 Aug 2004|02:49pm] |
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I took the Liberty of Reading my Tea Leaves after drinking a Quiet Cup of Tea! The Future is Murky and Clumped together, but I learnt that I will have a Visitor in the Near Future, a Friend Who I have not Seen In a Long time! It will also be Cloudy, but these Clouds of Misfortune will Clear and Bring Good Fortune and Prosperity! Also, Waves that tell of Good Fortune in Shipping Ventures, or an Ocean Voyage!
I am Saddened to Say that a False Friend has Threatened my Very Well Being! Though I do not Know What thing They Have Done, I will soon find out! But it will All Clear Up In The End!
And I am to Go On a Journey to a Social Gathering! But it will end in Disappointment!!!
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[20 Aug 2004|03:32pm] |
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All must Beware for the End is Near!! The Hour of Judgement draws Near!! We must Keep on the Watch and Do Wholesome Activities that Refresh us, for the End is nigh!!! All will Perish!!! And there will be Nothing Left! Also, All Those born under the Influence of Aries must Beware, for I have Seen Enchanted Slippers in their future!
Beware the Evil, Enchanted Slippers that Seek to Destroy us!!
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[11 Aug 2004|11:59pm] |
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I am Shocked to say that I found a New Threat that will strike at the very Heart of Hogwarts!!! The House Elves will put Poison in our Dinners and we will all Die!!! The Cards told me this! And then I sought to find More Answers through the Circle of Letters, and the Word Poison was Clearly shown!!
They are in League with the Knights Templar Who Are Not Dead who wish we were Dead!!! And the Rosicrucians!!! Karl Rosencruetz Seeks To Murder Us In Our Beds!!! Darkness falls!!!
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[02 Aug 2004|06:07pm] |
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I was scrying in my Crystal Ball and I saw a Creature, a Dark Writhing Creature! It is terrible!! Also those avoiding Salads should now avoid Bananas for the Evil Wrath Of The Salad Gods has Left this world but now the Yellow Fishes do Seek To Ensnare Us! Also, Tonight's Dinner Will Be delightful but beware the Macaroni And Cheese!!!
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[25 Jul 2004|03:23pm] |
All must be Certain to avoid Salads in this Hour of Dark, for Salads are the Bane of Mankind and all must be wary of such Horrors as these. Beware the Salads!!!!!!!! In the Darkest Hour of the Night they will strike without Warning and You will be lost to the Salad. Also beware Croutons in all their crispiness.
And for those born under January and the great Three Headed Stag with a Lemon-Lime-Bitters in his hand should beware Large Dark Openings in the floor for surely will they lead to Your Doom.
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